Whuddup hoodrats and hoochies mamas, and WELCOME! You've suggested it, recommended it, asked for it... and now you have it. A few requests and about a dozen sexual favors later, I'm proud to present to all of you.. my blogspot. I will be posting just about anything and everything on here, my thoughts, my actions, my daily life experiences, good music, movie reviews, video chronicles of my crazy adventures, photos, etc. think...
Yelp! + Photobucket + IMDB.com + livejournal + youtube = auxymoron.blogspot.com
I will try my best to update this as often as possible, but no guarantees. Between standing in the unemployment line, snorting crack from butts, and seeking treatment for my profound unintelligent intelligence, I might get caught up in the mix and go into a series of brief hiatuses, so I apologize in advance for the times you'll miss me. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Please read the following disclaimer before continuing any further.
DISCLAIMER: by proceeding to read the content on auxymoron.blogspot.com, I hereby agree to forfeit any rights I have to think as an individual. The author of this blogspot is a freakin genius, and I promise to give him my full commitment in aiding him to take over the world, whether it be on Xbox 360 or in real life. Although I may not agree with most of what he discusses in his posts, and find him totally vulgar, offensive, explicit, and sometimes very ignorant... I do agree that he is my favorite asian, and that unicorns, the Tooth Fairy, and leprechauns who grant three wishes do, indeed, exist. However, if I go searching for little people painted green, and trap them in jars, I understand it was a result of my twisted fantasies, and agree not to hold the author of auxymoron.blogspot.com or the website itself, responsible for the psychiatric help I never recieved as an adolescent. By scrolling down, I understand I am admitting that all statements above are true.
Take it sleazy and happy reading! Come again soon. HAI! *bows*
EDRUHCATE YOURSELF:
OXYMORON vs AUXYMORON
OXYMORON: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined.
AUX (also, auxiliary): giving support; serving as an aid; helpful.
MORON (also, you): a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
AUXYMORON: me.
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