so we went to Sabor Lounge last night, and "had dinner" and kicked it with Slim from 112 last night. "had dinner" meaning Nikol and I had dinner, and so did a bunch of other people, and Slim came through 2 hours late. Always thought dude was like 6 ft 5 or something but hes not, hes only like 5ft 9. Pretty laid back dude, but then again, if you made millions of dollars, and had 3247839757432587435843 hoochie mommas tryina holler at you, wantin to take pics, youd be a chill ass dude too.
Nikol and I just kinda stood back and watched the girls lining up to take a picture with dude, when he got there, herds of them ran to the bathroom to fix their hair and makeup, like they were about to film The Bachelor: Season 112 or something. It was then that I noticed... Man, some females must not own mirrors at home. Ladies, aint nothing wrong with being full figured, bootylicious, well rounded, etc... but if youre a size 12, dont try to squeeze into a size 6. and dont wear a "petite" top if you really fit in an XL, it looks like youre wearing a package of hot dogs. Im sure you dont find it too attractive when a dude with major chest hair, with a beer belly hanging over belt, is rocking a tight V Neck Affliction shirt showing off his 6 pack... of bagels. Society has been very considerate and blessed you with a store called "Torrid" just for you and your festively-plump self... just like how society has blessed me with Ranch 99 aka 99 Ranch Supermarket. Sure, I may not enjoy shopping there, but I get in where I fit in, and you should do the same.
so GET IN some clothing, that you FIT IN. cuz i aint really tryin to see your pancake titties poppin out the bottom of your tube top.
oh and the irony... a buncha Bee-Eye-Gee girls flocking around, wearing clothes too tight and small for them, to see an artist named "Slim," who wears clothes too baggy and big for him.
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