technology... cant live with it, and you cant live without it. the advances in technology have been amazing; electric cars, 1.5tb hard drives, DVD burners, BluRay, etc. Also, being more aware of the environment, energy conservation, "going green," etc. The world is a better place because of this. However, today technology almost fucked my whole day up.
so there I was, minding my own business, chillin in the bathroom, pullin up some porcelain and droppin a deuce, whistling while I worked. I tend to think a lot while I do "paperwork," so needless to say, my mind was going a million miles... thinking about what I should do this weekend, what I wanna do with my career, whether or not my sister's gonna move back to the Bay, how Tobiko's doing, whether or not I should buy Street Fighter IV for the XBox, so I can "takeover the world," what business ventures I should consider investing in, etc. Yes, all of these thoughts DID run through my head, so needless to say, I probably was on the deucemaker for quite awhile.
Anyhow, so I finished up, reached for the toilet paper, and BAM! the room went pitch black... motherfucking DAAAAARRRKKNNNEEESSS! Apparently, while I was deep in concentration, enjoying my private time, the motion sensor on the lights had taken upon itself to conserve energy and turn the lights off; meaning I had exhausted my caca time limit? COMO WHAT?
So there I was, stomping my feet, hoping to set the motion sensor off... to no avail, just posted, chillin in the dark, me and and toilet. Finally, my MacGuyver senses went off and I came up with an idea, which resulted in me taking the roll of toilet paper off the spool, and chucking it towards the door. and.......
IT WORKED; then there was light!!!
Yeah, nothing like the feeling that you've accomplished something today... well besides, knowing you have a clean chocolate starfish.
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