Tuesday, October 11, 2011

so they say...

you hear people say things like:


"learn from your mistakes"

"treat other as you would want to be treated"

"an eye for an eye makes the world blind"

"if you love something let it go, if it comes back to you, its yours"

"for every door that closes, another door opens"
"that which does not destroy me, makes me stronger"

etc. etc. etc.


for all the years in my life, I've listened to what people have said, because every day, I was a student of life anxiously wanting to learn what people could teach me about it. I thought that by listening to people, I would be able to avoid making the same mistakes they did. I thought that if I could just learn how to live life without the obstacles, without getting hurt, without dealing with loss or pain, I would live an incredibly happy and perfect life. I have learned now that there is no such thing as a perfect life. Everyone lives life differently, and everyone has their own perspective on things... one man's junk is another man's treasure, one man's failure is another man's success, finders keepers, losers weepers. A perfect life is only how you want to view it to your own standards.



I'm 30 now, and realizing more than ever before, that life is too fucking short. Too fucking short for bullshit, too fucking short to worry about the past, too fucking short to listen to what other people have to say. People will lie to you, steal from you, and break your heart... that's just fucking life, and the more time you waste away worrying about why, what, and how they fucked you over, the less time you spend worrying about why, what, and how you can make yourself happy. The only person that truly knows anything that will help you in life... is you. Only you know what makes you happy, so do you, and quit waiting around for approval. Life is too fucking short to worry about "what if's, what could's, and what would's," like Nike said, Just Do It... SWOOSH!

Of all the things "they" say... as of late, none has been more applicable in my life than "everything happens for a reason"... and that reason is so that I can be happy. Some of you already know, the rest will find out, but I'm doing what I want because my heart, my mind, my soul, needs to. Some things are due for a change, and now is the time for me to make those changes... "prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them"... I know the friends I call family will support me, and the ones who want to judge, well...

as they say..."dont let the door hit you on the way out."

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Smash Bang Smang Thang ExtenZe'd

the ExtenZe'd (extended) version of Smash Bang Smang Thang...

22 more tracks, 40 mins more music... 64 tracks total, over 2 hours of that SMANGin' you love.



album cover:



























one track/track by track*: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10998046/SBSTE.zip

*iTunes users: prior to syncing, please make sure you click on the Album Artist or Album By Artist column so that the tracks sort and sync by numerical track order. Otherwise, they will sync by track name, which will be out of order.


tracklist:

1. Jay Z, Kanye West- Primetime
2. Kenton Dunson- Turn It Loose
3. Shawn Chrystopher- Catch Me If You Can
4. Cali Swag District- Roof Back
5. The Cool Kids- Flossin
6. Big Sean- Five Bucks
7. Wale- Underdog
8. Jim Jones, Lloyd Banks, Busta Rhymes- Blow Ya Whistle
9. Fabolous, Trey Songz, Red Cafe- Slicker Than Yo Average
10. Chris Brown- 100 Bottles
11. Big Sean, XV- Life vs Livin
12. The Cool Kids- Penny Hardaway
13. Chris Brown- Body On Mine
14. Cali Swag District- Back It Up & Dump it
15. The Cool Kids- GMC
16. Chris Brown- First 48
17. YG, Tyga- Bitches Aint Shit
18. Dom Kennedy- Choose Up
19. J Cole- Work Out (DJ DSTRUKT Rmx)
20. Tyrese, Ludacris- Too Easy
21. Chris Brown, Kevin McCall- Strip
22. Tyga, Travis Porter- Ayy Ladies
23. Ryan Leslie, Fabolous, Kid Cudi- Addiction (WON2ON Rmx)
24. Cali Swag District- Run That
25. Yung Humma, Flynt Flossy- Lemme Smang It
26. Chris Brown- Up
27. Wale- Fairy Tales
28. Kanye West, Pusha T- Christian Dior Denim Flow
29. Tyga- Bring It Back
30. J Cole, Wale- Bad Girls Club
31. Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa- Phone Numbers
32. Trey Songz, Big Sean- Oh My
33. Jay Z, Kanye West, Kreayshawn- Gucci Niggas In Paris (WON2ON Rmx)
34. Drake- The Zone
35. Kenton Dunson- Nostalgia
36. Jay Z, Kanye West- Illest Motherfucker
37. Celeb Forever- Alive
38. Wiz Khalifa, Too Short- On My Level
39. Tyga- Money & Liquor
40. J Cole- Fitted Cap
41. Lil Wayne- Up Up & Away
42. Celeb Forever- Cook
43. Drake, Waka Flocka Flame- Round of Applause
44. Drake, Rick Ross- Free Spirit
45. Big Sean- Do It
46. Chris Brown, Justin Bieber- Ladies Love Me
47. Yelawolf- Hard White (Up In The Club)
48. Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne- Y U Mad
49. Chris Brown, Wiz Khalifa- Yoko
50. Lil Wayne, Drake, Rick Ross, Trey Songz- She Will Rmx
51. Drake- Headlines
52. Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame- Too Loyal
53. Fly Union- Good to Go
54. Big Sean, Chris Brown- What U Doin
55. Lil Wayne- Megaman
56. Cory Gunz- Gettin Money
57. Big Sean- Dance (Ass)
58. J Cole- Blow Up
59. Childish Gambino- Do Ya Like
60. J Cole- Unabomber
61. Wale- Chain Music
62. Chris Brown- Love My Girl
63. Chris Brown- Crazy
64. Trey Songz, Drake- Unusual

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Smash Bang Smang Thang

pretty much self explanatory...


album cover:


one track/track by track*: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10998046/SBST.zip

*iTunes users: prior to syncing, please make sure you click on the Album Artist or Album By Artist column so that the tracks sort and sync by numerical track order. Otherwise, they will sync by track name, which will be out of order.


tracklilst:




Tuesday, July 12, 2011

HOLY SHITake MIXroom

almost 2 hours of that HOLY SHITake MIXroom!!! enjoy.

album cover:

one track/track by track*: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10998046/HSM.zip

*iTunes users: prior to syncing, please make sure you click on the Album Artist or Album By Artist column so that the tracks sort and sync by numerical track order. Otherwise, they will sync by track name, which will be out of order.

tracklist:



Friday, April 8, 2011

Funk In The Trunk


something you can fist pump, dry hump, pelvic thrust, and shake-weight to...

guaranteed to make you sweat til your trunk is straight smellin like funk.

album cover:




*iTunes users: prior to syncing, please make sure you click on the Album Artist or Album By Artist column so that the tracks sort and sync by numerical track order. Otherwise, they will sync by track name, which will be out of order.

tracklist:


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Fresher Than a Mother Pho Ga...

look at me now, I'm fresher than a mother pho ga. keeping it short and simple. enjoy.

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*iTunes users: prior to syncing, please make sure you click on the Album Artist or Album By Artist column so that the tracks sort and sync by numerical track order. Otherwise, they will sync by track name, which will be out of order.

tracklist:




the epitome of ignorant.....


First off, I love white people, I do. If it wasn't for yall, I would have missed out on Jack Daniels, In N Out Burger, Bromosa's (Coors Light and OJ), and Vanilla Ice. But this broad makes every blonde girl from So Cal seem ignorant and airheaded as hell.

I am tempted to take notes on the entire video just so I can bullet point every ridiculous thing she said. first off, I was asking myself how she got into UCLA in the first place... but then I remembered that movie Forrest Gump. If Forrest was able to get an education, then so should this broad. But remember what Forrest's mom had to do just to put Forrest through grade school, then I wonder what kind of crazy whorish gangbangs and donkey shows this broad's mom had to participate in to get her dimwit, fucktarded ass daughter into college. It's hilarious that shes "ok" with all these Asians that UCLA "accepts" in her school... check their GPA's, they'll speak for themselves.

And obviously, her daughter is following in mom's footsteps, which would explain why she keeps making lip smacking sounds everytime she has something to say. Must be all the semen residue stuck to the inside of her mouth.

And who "reaches" an epiphany?!?! If you have the mental capacity, which she clearly doesnt, then your brain HAS an epiphany. You "reach" out to touch somebody, you "reach" for a new roll of toilet paper when you run out while taking a poo, hell, you can even "reach" for the stars.. but you can't "reach" an epiphany, its something you have. thats like saying "and all of a sudden, when I am about to reach an orgasm,"..NO.. its HAVE, not reach, HAVE.

not sure if its the blonde hair, or maybe all the calories from the twinkies and ho ho's shes consumed that have caused, not only her belly, but also her brain to get fat and swell up and affect her ability to process thoughts correctly or "reach" an epiphany. $500 bucks says shes can't even spell epiphany.. or tsunami.

and seriously? "use American manners?" She's a white trash hoochie, what the pho do she know about manners? She probably doesnt even know the basics of manners, like calling "safety" before letting a fart out. I know for a fact that she certainly didnt hesitate to eat everything that was at the buffet, without apologizing to all the other patrons there. Where were her manners then? She looks like a cross between Lady Gaga and Khloe Kardashian.... or maybe like she just ate Lady Gaga and Khloe Kardashian.

lastly... UCLA is a huge ass campus, so I imagine library is huge. Why is she sitting in the section with all the asians? oh wait, probably because shes used to sitting next to them in class to copy their homework.

Monday, February 14, 2011

2011 Grammy Observations

so I made the mistake of wasting 3 hours of my precious life to watch the 2011 Grammy's tonight, only to be left puzzled over WTF just happened. Mind you, I tuned in late and didn't even see the whole thing. Apparently, among other things, I missed Christina Aguilera falling on the stage and Ricky Martin's CGI pants... I did, however, manage to view the following which has left me in a state of confusion. I'm not sure where to start so this post will probably be all over the place (look at that, I just predicted something, eat your heart out Miss Cleo)

Justin Bieber... although I dont have "the Fever" I can understand why some of you do. Dude is talented for his age. He's like a young, white Chris Brown, with nasal congestion and a sweet ass sweet lesbian comb-over. Usher's best friend should not be 17, and he should not share with the world that he"discovered" him at 13... R Kelly is getting ready to pass the torch to Usher. And WTF was up with Jaden Smith? Leopard print tights? His father was a fashion icon, with his overall shorts with one strap down, and that crazy semi Kid N' Play flat top. Chriminey, he was THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR... and Jaden performs at the Grammy's dressed like Hannah Montana?!?!? Holy shicaca.

John Legend: Since I just touched on Jaden, I had to bring up John Legend. Is it me or does dude look more like Will Smith's son than Will Smith's own son, Jaden, does? I'm just saying.

Jewel: And since I brought up John Legend, let's talk about his co-presenter Jewel. Man, she's cute, even with that gap in her teeth. Bet she whistles while she works.

Gwyneth Paltrow: Speaking of cute blondes... holler. She was walking mighty awkward in those heels kinda like a flamingo in rollerblades, but damn... girl can blow. Would have enjoyed her performance more if she would have said the F word, and I don't mean "forget"

Cee-Lo: dressed like a fat, black Elton John with a chicken suit on. I don't care what anybody else says, he is one brave mofo. Especially since he sat down with a piano and didn't even pretend like he was playing it. I want that chicken suit for Halloween btw...

Barbara Streisand: Why? What? How? Why was she at the Grammys? What the eff was she doing? How is she still alive? She started off her performance in an Ariel (Little Mermaid)-like yodel... WTF was that? And why the hell do I always get her and Suzanne Somers confused?

Nicki Minaj: stop trying to be the black Lady Gaga. And how many Trojan Triphoria massagers did she get for Christmas because instead of her hair being blown back, it was blown straight the eff up! I respect her as an artist... SOMETIMES, but she should stop talking because she sounds like the Bride of Chucky and it's terribly annoying.

P Diddy: Dude is worth millions, WTF have has he done to himself? He looks like Chris Rock in CB4. Just because his teeth are so big that he can't close his mouth, doesn't mean he should go put diamonds on them. Go back to the days he was doing something with himself like skipping around in the rain, saying "take that, take that."

Eminem: Effing dope. Mad respect. He treats every performance as if it were his first. His intensity and stage presence is one of a kind. And what? A hip hop artist actually utilizing a belt, and not just wearing one to show off the bling-bling belt buckle? Mad thanks to him for not having his pants around his knees, I hope everyone catches on that sagging is so 1995.

Mick Jagger: Ageless. Still looks the same and is still an effing rockstar. I wish he would've brought Jimmy Fallon out so they could've done some "pointin fingas"

Janelle Monae: Amazing as always. Saw her live in SF once and it was off the chain. She's got such a huge presence for such a tiny body.

Bruno Mars: My mother effer. Dope performance, even with the MJ spin. Him and Janelle Monae should do a duet... or have babies, even if it's by accident, I'd adopt them... and probably put them on Star Search. Holler.

Rihanna: Man, that girl's got a five-head with some long ass legs. Her dad has got to be Jeffrey the Giraffe? And what the eff was up with the outfit for What's My Name? It looked like an inspirational piece between Wonder Woman and Pocahontas? Oh na-na, Wonder-Hontas. And really?!?! She couldn't take Jay Z from Beyonce so she settled for Beyonce's choreographer? That was totally a Beyonce routine except without all the pelvic thrusting. If you like it then you better put a ring on it...

Will.I.Am... Gay. he should just come out, it's obvious. Theriouthly.

Lady Gaga: I could write an entire post about her but let's just focus on tonight. First of all, sunglasses during the speech? Who is she, Lil Jon? And how was she not sweating with the crazy ass leather get up? Then she goes and says when she wrote her song she was insecure with herself so she imagined Whitney Houston singing it? Is she THAT out of her mind that of all the talented vocalists, she wanted a crack head to sing her song? And WTF was the buttcheek add-on all about? Was she subliminally promoting special edition leather Booty Pop's?

J Lo and Marc Anthony: The only thing weirder than seeing that the two of them are still together would be seeing J Lo still with P Diddy. Marc Anthony needs to get off whatever he was on... coke, meth, Tapatio, etc. J Lo needs to stop getting older and manlier. I thought Marc married Jennifer Lopez, not George Lopez.

Esperanza Spalding: Who the eff is she, and how did she manage to beat Drake, J Beebs, Florence and The Machine, and Mumford & Sons for best new artist. All I know is 80% of the nation had Bieber Fever, and Drake was on 80% of the songs on the radio, and somehow some artist I have never heard of won the Grammy. Como what? And why the hell was the Asian friend that was sitting next to her crying? Stop it. Stop being a typical crazy, emotional Asian woman. (just kidding, love you Mom and Sis.)

Lady Antebellum: Record of The Year? Really?!?! Talk about White Power at it's finest, they should't have won that Grammy. If I was a dude in a band called Lady Antebellum.... you know what, I'll just leave it at that.

Arcade Fire: I understand that the unemployment rate is at an all time high right now, but did they seriously employ three/four band members for no reason? Do they really need two drummers to play the same beat? A violonist who plays part time, and is slapping her thigh the rest of the time? A guitarist you can't even hear most of the time? Shiz, if they're feeling so generous, they should hire me to me an armpit fart machine. And the first song they performed made me feel like I was being chased in a nightmare... a very Requiem For A Dream-ish nightmare.

Target: I don't remember Target ever advertising in something other than the Sunday paper. I saw more Target ads during the Grammys than I have rehab center commercials during Intervention on A&E. Target is a huge asshole, like their logo, except it's red. Like they really need to have commercials. I mean hell, I find myself going therefor no reason at all, and even if it's for a reason like toilet paper, I end up leaving with a bunch of shiz I don't even need. Target is the new Marlboro. And based on their commercial, when the hell did Target start selling wigs?

Chevy Cruze: Really?!?! A vehicle you can update your Facebook status with by voice command? What's next? A porta-pottie under the driver's seat?

Volkswagen: That Darth Vader commercial was so hilarious. If I had a child, I'd probably buy a Passat if it came with the Darth Vader costume, just so my son could do that.

NEA: "wee wee raise"


Grammy's 2012... I hope you give me something to watch and enjoy instead of something to watch and blog about.




Thursday, February 10, 2011

new season, new name, new mix... go Spring-a-Leak

just as the title states, its Spring suckas! So it was time for some Spring cleaning, out with the old, in with the new, no more DJ BFY SQKZ, welcome DJ WON 2ON. I really want to start focusing on music, and now that I live in Oakland, I hope to land some gigs and shiz, and BFY SQKZ, though humorous, probably wouldnt be all that marketable. I wanted to try some new things with this mix. Originally, I wanted to use one beat and loop it through the whole mix, but that got boring quick, so I started with one beat for a few songs, then switched it up, and finished with one beat for the last few songs. The end of this mix should make you dance your ass off til you Spring-A-Leak.... follow Fergie's lead, she's a pro. Ms Pissy Pants.

album cover:

download: (PC users: right click, select Save As; Mac users: hold down Ctrl, click, select Download Linked File As)

one track: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10998046/DJ%20WON2ON-%20Spring-a-Leak.mp3

track by track (.zip file): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10998046/SaL.zip

*(iTunes users, please enable the Track Number column in your iTunes and click on the Track Number tab to sort the tracks in numerical order, or else the tracks will load and sync in Name order)

Dirt Nasty- Fuck Me Im Famous

Joe Budden- Ordinary Love Shit

CyHi Da Prynce- Record Us

Rick Ross- Livin Better Now

Wiz Khalifa- Pedal to The Medal

Keri Hilson, J Cole- Buyou

Ludacris, Chris Brown- What Them Girls Like

Lil Wayne- 6 Foot 7

Kid Sister- Dont Stop Movin

Chris Brown, Jae Millz- Green Gobblin

Trey Songz, Rico Love- Its Gon Be On

Ne-Yo, Kanye West- Try Me Out (WON2ON RMX)

Big Sean- 5 Bucks

Na Palm- Creepwalk

Wiz Khalifa- Big Screen

Chris Brown- Freak I Iz

Chris Brown, Big Sean- Shit Got Damn

Lil Wayne- Ice Cream

Kid Cudi, Pusha T, Ryan Leslie, Fabolous- Addiction (WON2ON RMX)

Chris Brown- Say Aah

Fabolous- U Be Killin Em

Drake- Sooner Than Later

Ryan Leslie- Never Gonna Break Up

Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Pusha T- Christian Dior Denim Flow

Timbaland, Brandy- 808

Na Palm- Get It In

Ryan Leslie, The Game- We On

Kevin Cossom, Pusha T- U Know What U Doin

Miguel, J Cole- All I Want Is You

N.E.R.D.- She Wants to Move

Kevin Cossom- Open

Uffie, Pharrell- ADD SUV

Big Boi- Shutterbug

Kid Sister- Kiss Kiss Kiss

Dirt Nasty- I Cant Dance

Jamie Foxx- Sex On The Beach

Wiz Khalifa- Were Done